How To Start Internet Business

Have you heard about successful story of someone only by running Internet Business ?
There's too much people earning thousand of dollars a month by just doing internet business. But not all of them well recognized. Some of recognized name is like : Tom Hua, Ewen Chia, Rosalind Gardner, Joel Comm, and much more. All of them is very successful in online business.
So, how did they start their own internet business ?
Almost of them IS NOT A COMPUTER EXPERT. When they first start their online business, most of them didn't know anything about web design or web programming. They only have one thing in their mind : MOTIVATION TO SUCCESS. And that motivation lead them directly into SUCCESS.
Of, course it's not an easy work to gain success. But that's the price for success, and that's the key point which make unsuccess people separated from the success one.
So, back to main topic. How's the way to start internet business ?
First, because our knowledge is still "blank", we need to learn it from other people. There is a lot of information available on the Internet about making first step in internet business field. After that, you should learn a little about web authoring, either by using web authoring software or learning HTML itself. Than, you should make some research about niche market, competitor, and the demand for that market.
After founding your market, you can focus on building your website with quality content to attract more visitors. The longer visitors stay on your site is better, because it means they like your site. But, before getting visitors, you need to promote your site. You can do it by placing advertisement in PPC (Paid Per Click Networks) like Google Adsense. You also have to make sure that your site is "search engine friendly", so when someone search on search engine about something that your website is about of, your website will come on the first page of the search result pages.
Seems a lot of hard work, huh ?
Yup. It's really not easy. But if you want to start building website without have to learn all about website authoring technique, or search engine optimization, then there is a tool out there which will help you to achieve your goal. This tool will help you to make your own online business without wasting too much time learning all about that technical stuff.
The Most Recommended Option is : SBI
SBI will help you to create your own search engine optimized website. It also offer tools to research the market which will help you to find the most suitable niche market. All in included in one package.
Maybe the outlay will be a little bit pricey, but it's really worthy because SBI is very unique, and one of the best tools chosen by many netpreneur (internet entrepreneur) .

So, do you want to start your own internet business ??

Cancerous Product

Recently I got this chained email. I don't know whether it's true or not, but I just feel I need to post it on my blog.

This is the email :

"

INSTANT NOODLES

Dear instant noodle lovers,

make sure you break for at least 3 days after one

session of instant

noodles before you eat your next packet! Please read

the info shared to me

by a doctor. My family stopped eating instant

noodles more than 5 years

ago after hearing about the wax coating the noodles

- the wax is not just

in the Styrofoam containers but it coats the

noodles. This is why the

instant noodles do not stick to each other when

cooking.

If one were to examine the ordinary Chinese yellow

noodles in the market,

one will notice that, in their uncooked state the

noodles are oily. This

layer of oil prevents the noodles from sticking

together.

Wanton noodles in their uncooked state have been

dusted with flour to

prevent them sticking together. When the hawker

cooks the noodles, notice

he cooks them in hot water and then rinses them in

cold water before

cooking them in hot water again. This process is

repeated several times

before the noodles are ready to be served. The

cooking and rinsing process

prevents noodles from sticking together.

The hawker then 'lowers the noodles in oil and sauce

to prevent the

noodles from sticking if they are to be served dry.

Cooking instructions

for spaghetti require oil or butter to be added in

the water when boiling

the spaghetti to prevent the pasta from sticking

together. Otherwise, one

gets a big clump of spaghetti!

There was an SBC (now TCS) actor some years ago, who

at a busy time of his

career had no time to cook, resorted to eating

instant noodles everyday.

He got cancer later on. His doctor told him about

the wax in instant

noodles. The doctor told him that our body will need

up to 2 days to clear

the wax. There was also an SIA steward who after

moving out from his

mother's house into his own house, did not cook but

ate instant noodles

almost every meal. He had cancer, and has since died

from it.

Nowadays the instant noodles are referred as '

cancer noodles '.

SATAY LOVERS (BARBECUE)

If you all eat Satay, don't ever forget to eat the

cucumber, because

eating Satay together with carbon after barbequing

can cause cancer.

But we have a cure for that... Cucumber should be

eaten after we eat the

Satay because Satay has carcinogen (a cancer causing

element) but cucumber

is anti-carcinogenic. So don't forget to eat the

cucumber the next time

you have Satay's.

PRAWNS (SUGPO) & VIT C

DO NOT eat shrimp / prawn if you have just taken

VITAMIN C pills!!

This will cause you to DIE in ARSENIC (As)

toxication within HOURS!!

PORK AWARENESS

Try this and see whether the pork you bought has

worms. There goes with

your 'Bak Kut Teh' for those who love it. Most men

love to eat this so

watch out before it's too late. If you pours Coke

(yes, the soda) on a

slab of pork, wait a little while, you will SEE

WORMS crawl out of it. A

message from the Health Corporation of Singapore

about the bad effects of

pork consumption. Pig's bodies contain MANY TOXINS,

WORM and LATENT

DISEASES.

Although some of these infestations are harboured in

other animals, modern

veterinarians say that pigs are far MORE PREDISPOSED

to these illnesses

than other animals. This could be because PIGS like

to SCAVENGE and will

eat ANY kind of food, INCLUDING dead insects, worms,

rotting carcasses,

excreta including their own, garbage, and other

pigs. INFLUENZA (flu) is

one of the MOST famous illnesses which pigs share

with humans. This

illness is harboured in the LUNGS of pigs during the

summer months and

tends to affect pigs and human in the cooler months.

Sausage contains bits of pigs' lungs, so those who

EAT pork sausage tend

to SUFFER MORE during EPIDEMICS of INFLUENZA. Pig

meat contains EXCESSIVE

quantities of HISTAMINE and IMIDAZOLE compounds,

which can lead to ITCHING

and INFLAMMATION; GROWTH HORMONE which PROMOTES

INFLAMMATION and growth;

sulphur containing mesenchymal mucus which leads to

SWELLING and deposits

of MUCUS in tendons and cartilage, resulting in

ATHRITIS, RHEUMATISM, etc.

Sulphur helps cause FIRM human tendons and ligaments

to be replaced by the

pig's soft mesenchymal tissues, and degeneration of

human cartilage.

Eating pork can also lead to GALLSTONES and OBESITY,

probably due to its

HIGH CHOLESTEROL and SATURATED FAT content. The pig

is the MAIN CARRIER of

the TAENIE SOLIUM WORM, which is found in its flesh.

These tapeworms are

found in human intestines with greater frequency in

nations where pigs are

eaten. This type of tapeworm can pass through the

intestines and affect

many other organs, and is incurable once it reaches

beyond a certain

stage. One in six people in the US and Canada has

RICHINOSIS from eating

trichina worms, which are found in pork.

Many people have NO SYMPTOMS to warm them of this,

and when they do, they

resemble symptoms of many other illnesses. These

worms are NOT noticed

during meat inspections.

SHAMPOO

Cancer-causing substance in shampoos. Go home and

check your shampoo.

Change before it's too late... Check the ingredients

listed on your

shampoo bottle, and see they have a substance by the

name of Sodium

Laureth Sulfate, or simply SLS. This substance is

found in most shampoos;

manufacturers use it because it produces a lot of

foam and it is cheap.

BUT the fact is, SLS is used to scrub garage floors,

and it is very

strong!!! It is also proven that it can cause cancer

in the long run, and

this is no joke. Shampoos that contains SLS: Vo5,

Palmolive, Paul

Mitchell, L'Oreal, the new Hemp Shampoo from Body

Shop etc. contain this

substance.

The first ingredient listed (which means it is the

single most prevalent

ingredient) in Clairol's Herbal Essences is Sodium

Laureth Sulfate.

Therefore, I called one company, and I told them

their product contains a

substance that will cause people to have cancer.

They said, Yeah we knew

about it but there is nothing we can do about it

because we need that

substance to produce foam. By the way Colgate

toothpaste also contains the

same substance to produce the 'bubbles'. They said

they are going to send

me some information.

Research has shown that in the 1980s, the chance of

getting cancer is 1

out of 8000 and now, in the 1990s, the chances of

getting cancer is 1 out

of 3, which is very serious. Therefore, I hope that

you will take this

seriously and pass this on to all the people you

know, and hopefully, we

can stop 'giving' ourselves cancer-causing agents.

"

Earning Money from Social Networking Websites.

We do know that myspace.com and friendster.com is 2 of the biggest social networking sites.
The question is how they can get so much members ?

Maybe that question is also stuck in the head of Yuwi's creator. They are now implementing an unusual strategy to attract new member. It's by paying their member to blog, upload pictures, refer friends, chat, hang out, etc.

Sounds crazy ? Ya.. maybe.
And a lot of people think that maybe its a scam.
So,.. what do you think. Can you believe that ?
If you think that it's worth to try than you can visit this site : http://r.yuwie.com/hardychen

Joke : 7 Kinds of Sex

Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.
* This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.
* This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex
* This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'

The 5t h kind of sex is called: Religious Sex,
* Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.(Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called: Courtroom Sex.
* This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And; Last, but not least,
The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex,
* You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.


PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN. I have enough problems of my own.

Joke : How they ask for salary increase

Dear Bo$$,
A$ all of u$ have read from the new$paper, the $ingapore economy ha$ come out of the rece$$ion.
In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$peratele. I think you $hould $how under$tanding for the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Norman $oh.

And this is the Boss Reply :

Dear NOrman,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspapers are saying the world's leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

Marriage Joke

Before marriage....

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
Simply read from bottom to top.

Power to the consumer

A 98 year old woman in the UK wrote this to her bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the Times.


Dear Sir,

I am writing to thank you for bouncing my cheque with which I endeavoured to pay my plumber last month. By my calculations, three 'nanoseconds' must have elapsed between his presenting the cheque and the arrival in my account of the funds needed to honour it. I refer, of course, to the automatic monthly deposit of my Pension, an arrangement, which, I admit, has been in place for only thirty eight years. You are to be commended for seizing that brief window of opportunity, and also for debiting my account £30 by way of penalty for the inconvenience caused to your bank.

My thankfulness springs from the manner in which this incident has caused me to rethink my errant financial ways. I noticed that whereas I personally attend to your telephone calls and letters, when I try to contact you, I am confronted by the impersonal, overcharging, pre-recorded, faceless entity which your bank has become. From now on, I, like you, choose only to deal with a flesh-and-blood person.

My mortgage and loan payments will therefore and hereafter no longer be automatic, but will arrive at your bank by cheque, addressed personally and confidentially to an employee at your bank whom you must nominate.

Be aware that it is an offence under the Postal Act for any other person to open such an envelope. Please find attached an Application Contact Status which I require your chosen employee to complete. I am sorry it runs to eight pages, but in order that I know as much about him or her as your bank knows about me, there is no alternative.
Please note that all copies of his or her medical history must be countersigned by a Solicitor, and the mandatory details of his/her financial situation (income, debts, assets and liabilities) must be accompanied by documented proof.

In due course, I will issue your employee with PIN number which he/she must quote in dealings with me. I regret that it cannot be shorter than 28 digits but, again, I have modelled it on the number of button presses required of me to access my account balance on your phone bank service. As they say, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
Let me level the playing field even further. When you call me, press buttons as follows:

1 - To make an appointment to see me.
2 - To query a missing payment.
3 - To transfer the call to my living room in case I am there.
4 - To transfer the call to my bedroom in case I am sleeping.
5 - To transfer the call to my toilet in case I am attending to nature.
6 - To transfer the call to my mobile phone if I am not at home.
7 - To leave a message on my computer (a password to access my computer is required. A password will be communicated to you at a later date to the Authorized Contact.)
8 - To return to the main menu & to listen to options 1 through to 8.
9 - To make a general complaint or inquiry, the contact will then be put on hold, pending the attention of my automated answering service.
While this may, on occasion, involve a lengthy wait, uplifting music will play for the duration of the call.

Regrettably, but again following your example, I must also levy an establishment fee to cover the setting up of this new arrangement.

May I wish you a happy, if ever so slightly less prosperous, New Year.

Your Humble Client,