Wishes to My Dear Friend

我對佛說... I was talking to the Buddha ...

我對佛說：讓我所有朋友永遠健康快樂~！ ;
I was telling the Buddha: Please bring health & happiness forever to all of my friends!

佛說：只能四天~！
The Buddha said: Only 4 days
我說:好,春天、夏天、秋天、冬天。
I said: Alright, spring, summer, autumn, winter
佛說：三天。
The Buddha said: Three days.
我說：好，昨天、今天、明天。
I said: Alright, yesterday, today, tomorrow.
佛說：不行，兩天。
The Buddha said: No way, two days.

我說：好，白天、黑天。
I said: Alright, daytime & nighttime.
佛說：不行，就一天~！
The Buddha said: No way, just one day~!
我說：好~！
I said: Alright.


佛茫然問到：哪一天？

The Buddha asked vaguely: Which day?
我說：在我所有朋友活著的每一天 ~！ ?
I said: Each day my friends live ~!?
佛笑了……說：以後你所有朋友將天天健康快樂~
The Buddha smiled and said: Your friends will be healthy and happy everyday ever after
看到此信息的人轉發給朋友，祝你的朋友們都是快樂健康~

source : unknown - got it from chained email

Joke : Just One Hole Behind

Guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, 'Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on.'

She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6.' He thanked her and continued playing golf.

Later he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. 'I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm on.'

She told him 'you are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13.' Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.

When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living.

'I'm in sales.' she said.

He replied, 'no kidding so am I. What do you sell?'

She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold and finally, she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised.

She said, 'I sell SOFTEX (Sanitary Napkins)'.

He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.

She said, 'You promised you wouldn't laugh'.

He replied (still with tears in his eyes), 'I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper..... I'm still one hole behind you.'

source : unknown - got it from chained email

Positive Thoughts

Phew... so long not to write anything in this blog.
Miss me not.. haha

Recently, I have a lot of work to do and I almost forget about this blog. Forgive me.

Ok... this morning I got a new email from my friend. It's about positive thoughts.
I hope you like it.

Believe in your heart that something
wonderful is about to happen.
Love your life.

Believe in your own power,
and in your own potential,
and your own innate goodness.

Wake every morning with the awe
of just being alive.

Discover each day the magnificent,
awesome beauty in the world.

Explore and embrace life
in yourself and in everyone
you see each day.

Reach within to find your own specialness.
Amaze yourself and rouse those
around you to the potential
of each new day.

Don't be afraid to admit
you're less than perfect;
this is the essence of our humanity.

Let those who love you help you;
Trust enough to be able to take.

Look with hope to the horizon of today,
for today is all we truly have.

Live this day well.
Let a little sun out as well as in.

Create your own rainbows.
Be open to all your possibilities,
and all miracles.
Always believe in miracles.