Joke : Tiffany's

A lady walks into Tiffany's.

She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it.

As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farted.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little whoops and prays that a sales person wasn't anywhere near.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.  Good looking as well.
Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's, he politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam.  How may we help you today?

'Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam.. if you farted just looking at it - you're going to shit when I tell you the price.."

This is a Very Clever Stuff

 

In black you can read the word GOOD, in white the word EVIL (inside each black letter is a white letter). 

Now, what do you see?  

You may not see it at first, but the white spaces read the word optical, the blue landscape reads the word illusion. Look again! Can you see why this painting is called an optical illusion? 
 

What do you see here?

This one is quite tricky! 
The word TEACH reflects as LEARN. 

Last one. 
What do you see? 

 

You probably read the word ME in brown, but....... 
When you look through ME you will see YOU!

Do you need to look again?   Test Your Brain 
Count every ' F ' in the following text: 
 
FINISHED FILES ARE THE RE 
SULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTI 
FIC STUDY COMBINED WITH 
THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS..... 
 
(SEE BELOW) 

HOW MANY ? 
WRONG, THERE ARE 6  -- no joke. 
READ IT AGAIN ! 
Really, go Back and Try to find the 6 F's before you scroll down. 
 
The reasoning behind is further down. 
The brain cannot process 'OF'. 

Incredible or what? Go back and look again!! 
Anyone who counts all 6 'F's' on the first go is a genius.    
            
Three is normal, four is quite rare. 

 

More Brain Stuff . .  From Cambridge University . 
Olny srmat poelpe can raed this. 
I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty  uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig  to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a word are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm.   This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this psas it on  !!   
 

Human Body Facts

 It  takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. 

One  human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb).

 The  average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

 Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

 A  woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

 There  are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
 
 Women blink twice as often as men.

 The  average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
 
 Your body uses 300  muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

 If  saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

 Women reading this will be finished now.

 Men are still busy checking their thumbs. :)