I Believe

A Birth Certificate shows
that we were born.
A Death Certificate shows that we died.
Pictures show that we lived!
Have a seat . . . Relax . . . And read this slowly.

I Believe...
That just because two people argue,
doesn't mean they don't love each other.
And just because they don't argue,
doesn't mean they do love each other.

I Believe...
That we don't have to change friends if
we understand that friends change.

I Believe...
That no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.

I Believe...
That true friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance.

Same goes for true love.

I Believe...
That you can do something in an instant
that will give you heartache for life.

I Believe...
That it's taking me a long time
to become the person I want to be.

I Believe...
That you should always leave loved ones with
loving words. It may be the last time you see them.

I Believe...
That you can keep going long after you think you can't.

I Believe....
That we are responsible for what
we do, no matter how we feel.

I Believe...
That either you control your attitude or it controls you.

I Believe...
That heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.

I Believe...
That money is a lousy way of keeping score.

I Believe...
That my best friend and I can do anything, or nothing, and have the best time.

I Believe...
That sometimes the people you expect to kick you When you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.

I Believe...
That sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry,
but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.

I Believe...
That maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had,
and what you've learned from them.....and less to do with how many
birthdays you've celebrated.

I Believe...
That it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others.
Sometimes, you have to learn to forgive yourself.

I Believe...
That no matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.

I Believe...
That our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are,
but we are responsible for who we become.

I Believe...
That you shouldn't be so eager to find
out a secret. It could change your life Forever.

I Believe...
Two people can look at the exact same
thing and see something totally different.

I Believe...
That your life can be changed in a matter of
hours by people who don't even know you.

I Believe...
That even when you think you have no more to give, if
a friend cries out to you........you will find the strength to help.

I Believe...
That credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.

I Believe...
That the people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon.

I Believe...
That you should send this to all of the people that you believe in. I just did.

The happiest of people don't necessarily have the best of everything;
They just make the most of everything.

Thanks to all the wonderful people who help us throughout the journey of life.

Wishes to My Dear Friend

我對佛說... I was talking to the Buddha ...

我對佛說：讓我所有朋友永遠健康快樂~！ ;
I was telling the Buddha: Please bring health & happiness forever to all of my friends!

佛說：只能四天~！
The Buddha said: Only 4 days
我說:好,春天、夏天、秋天、冬天。
I said: Alright, spring, summer, autumn, winter
佛說：三天。
The Buddha said: Three days.
我說：好，昨天、今天、明天。
I said: Alright, yesterday, today, tomorrow.
佛說：不行，兩天。
The Buddha said: No way, two days.

我說：好，白天、黑天。
I said: Alright, daytime & nighttime.
佛說：不行，就一天~！
The Buddha said: No way, just one day~!
我說：好~！
I said: Alright.


佛茫然問到：哪一天？

The Buddha asked vaguely: Which day?
我說：在我所有朋友活著的每一天 ~！ ?
I said: Each day my friends live ~!?
佛笑了……說：以後你所有朋友將天天健康快樂~
The Buddha smiled and said: Your friends will be healthy and happy everyday ever after
看到此信息的人轉發給朋友，祝你的朋友們都是快樂健康~

source : unknown - got it from chained email

Joke : Just One Hole Behind

Guy was playing golf one day and he got lost. He saw a lady up ahead of him and went to her and said, 'Can you please help me, I don't know what hole I'm on.'

She told him 'You are one hole behind me. I'm on 7; you're on 6.' He thanked her and continued playing golf.

Later he got lost again. He saw the same lady and went to her again kind of embarrassed. 'I'm sorry to bother you again but I'm lost again, can you please tell me what hole I'm on.'

She told him 'you are one hole behind me. I'm on 14; you are on 13.' Again he thanked her and continued playing golf.

When he finished he saw her in the clubhouse. He went up to her and asked if he could buy her a drink for helping him out. She accepted. As they were drinking and talking he asked her what she did for a living.

'I'm in sales.' she said.

He replied, 'no kidding so am I. What do you sell?'

She said it's too embarrassing to tell. But after he kept pleading to know what she sold and finally, she said she'd tell him if he promised not to laugh. He promised.

She said, 'I sell SOFTEX (Sanitary Napkins)'.

He immediately fell to the floor laughing hysterically.

She said, 'You promised you wouldn't laugh'.

He replied (still with tears in his eyes), 'I'm sorry, but I couldn't help it. I sell toilet paper..... I'm still one hole behind you.'

source : unknown - got it from chained email

Positive Thoughts

Phew... so long not to write anything in this blog.
Miss me not.. haha

Recently, I have a lot of work to do and I almost forget about this blog. Forgive me.

Ok... this morning I got a new email from my friend. It's about positive thoughts.
I hope you like it.

Believe in your heart that something
wonderful is about to happen.
Love your life.

Believe in your own power,
and in your own potential,
and your own innate goodness.

Wake every morning with the awe
of just being alive.

Discover each day the magnificent,
awesome beauty in the world.

Explore and embrace life
in yourself and in everyone
you see each day.

Reach within to find your own specialness.
Amaze yourself and rouse those
around you to the potential
of each new day.

Don't be afraid to admit
you're less than perfect;
this is the essence of our humanity.

Let those who love you help you;
Trust enough to be able to take.

Look with hope to the horizon of today,
for today is all we truly have.

Live this day well.
Let a little sun out as well as in.

Create your own rainbows.
Be open to all your possibilities,
and all miracles.
Always believe in miracles.

A Little Joke. Why so Serious ???

Recently, I'm pretty busy at home and at work. I don't have enough time to post new content to this blog. Sorry...

Today I got an email... just a little joke. I hope it can make smile to your face. ^^

OK, here it is ...

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a shop.
We were only in there for about 5 minutes.When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.
So my wife called him a shit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, we didn't care. We came into town by bus.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age.

Haha... so... what's the moral of this story ?
I think you got it right, right ? :lol:

DIFFICULT QUESTIONS

*If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?*

Can you cry under water?*

*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?*

*Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?*

*Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?*

*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?*

*What disease did "cured ham" actually have?*

*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?*

*Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?*

*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?*

*Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?*

*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?*

*Why do doctors leave the room while you change?*

*They're going to see you naked anyway.*

*Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?*

*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?*

*If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?*

*Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?*

*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?*

*Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?*

*They're both dogs!*

*If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?*

*If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?*

*If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?*

*Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?*

*Why did you just try singing the two songs above?*

*Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?*

*Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?*

FAMILY

I ran into a stranger as he passed by, "Oh excuse me please" was my reply.

He said, "Please excuse me too; I wasn't watching for you."

We were very polite, this stranger and I. We went on our way and we said goodbye.

But at home a different story is told, How we treat our loved ones, young and old.

Later that day, cooking the evening meal, My son stood beside me very still.

When I turned, I nearly knocked him down. "Move out of the way," I said with a frown.

He walked away, his little heart broken. I didn't realize how harshly I'd spoken.

While I lay awake in bed, God's still small voice came to me and said,

"While dealing with a stranger, common courtesy you use, but the family you love, you seem to abuse.


Go and look on the kitchen floor, You'll find some flowers there by the door.

Those are the flowers he brought for you. He picked them himself: pink, yellow and blue.

He stood very quietly not to spoil the surprise, you never saw the tears that filled his little eyes."

By this time, I felt very small, And now my tears began to fall.

I quietly went and knelt by his bed; "Wake up, little one, wake up," I said.

"Are these the flowers you picked for me?" He smiled, "I found 'em, out by the tree.

I picked 'em because they're pretty like you. I knew you'd like 'em, especially the blue."

I said, "Son, I'm very sorry for the way I acted today; I shouldn't have yelled at you that way."
He said, "Oh, Mom, that's okay. I love you anyway."

I said, "Son, I love you too, and I do like the flowers, especially the blue."

FAMILY
Are you aware that if we died tomorrow, the company that we are working for could easily replace us in a matter of days.
But the family we left behind will feel the loss for the rest of their lives.


And come to think of it, we pour ourselves more into work than into our own family,
an unwise investment indeed, don't you think?
So what is behind the story?

Do you know what the word FAMILY means?
FAMILY = (F)ATHER (A)ND (M)OTHER (I) (L)OVE (Y)OU