01 August 2008

Joke : Funny Family Problem

Another joke is here.
Please don't laugh in front of your own computer... haha


Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a bar drinking shot after shot. The Indian man said to the American,'You know my parents are forcing me to get married to this so called homely girl from a village whom I haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage. I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I told them that openly and now have a hell lot of family problems.'

The American said,'Talking about love marriages, I'll tell you my story... I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3 years. 'After a couple of years, my father fell in love with my step-daughter and so my father became my son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law. My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother. More problems occurred
when I had a son. My son is my father's brother and so he my uncle.
Situations turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's son i.e. my brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have become my own grand father and I am my own grandson. And you say you have family problems. Give me a break!!!.

Joke : Lie Detector Robot. Good One !!

Haah... I'm running out of fresh content.
Hope you like this one :

John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to change him.

One day, John came home with another one of his unusual purchases.
It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

When Tommy, their 11 year old son returned home from school passed 5:30 pm , Tommy was over 2 hours late.

"Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours late getting home?", they asked.

"We went to the library to work on an extra credit project" said Tommy.
The Robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out of his chair.

"Son, this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you went after school."

"We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie."

"What did you watch?" asked Marsha.

"The Ten Commandments." answered Tommy.
The Robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair.
With lips quivering, Tommy got up, sat down and said, "I am sorry I lied.
We really watched a tape called Sex Queen."

"I'm ashamed of you Son," said John. "When I was your age, I never lied to my parents."
The robot then walked around to John and delivered aa roundhouse right that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

Marsha was bent double laughing, almost in tears. "Boy, did you ever ask for that one! And you can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!" The Robot immediately walked around to Marsha, and slapped her three times.