*If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?*
Can you cry under water?*
*How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?*
*Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?*
*Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?*
*Why does a round pizza come in a square box?*
*What disease did "cured ham" actually have?*
*How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?*
*Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?*
*If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?*
*Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?*
*Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?*
*Why do doctors leave the room while you change?*
*They're going to see you naked anyway.*
*Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?*
*Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?*
*If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?*
*Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?*
*If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?*
*Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?*
*They're both dogs!*
*If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?*
*If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?*
*If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?*
*Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?*
*Why did you just try singing the two songs above?*
*Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?*
*Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?*
