30 April 2009

Joke : How to ask your Boss for a salary increase..?

One day an employee sends a letter to her boss asking for an increase in her salary!!! 
 
Dear Bo$$ 
 
In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.
 
I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon . 
 
 
Your$
$incerely, 
 
 
Marian $hih 
 
 
The next day, the employee received this letter of reply: 
 
 
Dear Marian 
 
I kNOw you have been working very hard.
NOwadays,NO thing much has changed. You must have Noticed that our company is Not doing NOticeably well as yet. 
 
 
NO w the newspapers are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad. 
 
 
I have NO thing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

 
Yours truly, 
Manager 
 
 
NOrman WAYland

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